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This is the number one program in the
humorous television El Zabalón,

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performed by super comedian El
Vertito.

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Cabezón Balma as Crico.

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Lucian Dominus as Professor Giraffe.

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Mika Spengler as Doña Floreada.

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And Nicole Zurich.

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...like the little girl.

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Address... ...Fernando Draco
Segovian.

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Kid, what's wrong with you?

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What's happening?

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You were moving very strangely.

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Are you OK? Yes, I was dreaming. Why
what wake me up?

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Were you making wheels
strange?

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Oh yes, the thing is that I was
dreaming very rich.

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What were you dreaming? Tell us.

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Nothing.

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If I tell you, you won't believe me. Oh,
tell us.

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Yes, now, tell us.

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Well, I dreamed that everyone here in the
neighborhood we were living straight and

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I lived my dream as a straight man. As? Yes,
Look, what happens is...

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We men put what we have here
In the middle, what women have there

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in the middle.

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Surely it's good for urinating there?

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No, down there, where he urinates, that
You have a hole over there.

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I already knew.

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Oh, liar. Yes, I already knew. Don't you
believe.

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Yes, it's that whenever the teacher comes
Giraffe, they take me out and start doing it

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do, sex.

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But I have a secret hiding place for
spy on them.

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Fuck!

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You hid the secret. If I tell you, now
It's not going to be a secret. Well, we already

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you counted. No. Yes. No, it's not there yet.

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Yes, they are right.

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If they tell us, it will no longer be a secret.

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Yes, well yes.

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But... Come on, he came.

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Well, keep telling us your dreams.
Well, okay.

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And... And... And... And... And... And...

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AND...

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The bubble of '69 The bubble of '69

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The bubble of '69 The bubble of '69
bubble of 69 The bubble of 69

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bubble of 69 The bubble of 69
bubble

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69 The bubble of 69

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Or well, wait.

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And then, the malgos.

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The malgos.

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And when she puts on that little blue dress that
we love it.

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And when we see her, she goes out to stretch her
clothes. Here, on this clothesline. right in

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How it comes out and is thrown.

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Who are they saying ruca to?

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It's just that we were talking about another
neighbor, from another neighborhood, who also

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witch and she is not fat and lean.

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If I can hear them they call me
Witch of '69, I'm going to hit them with my

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flying I mean, bitch.

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Okay.

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Already. Why was he living here?

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Dwell in me!

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Well, let's see, you better tell us, what is the
Praspeado hiding place, Mrs. Floreada?

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I tell you this with one condition. Which?

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Let the chupilina let me touch her.

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Oh no, first teach us and then
we see.

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Yes, because then he is a very liar.

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OK that's fine. Let's do this.

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More or less at this time the
Professor Girajón. Okay.

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Once it arrives, we take a step and
We wait for them to get in.

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Okay? Okay.

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What do they see me? No!

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No!

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Professor Girapon!

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Mrs. Floria!

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What a miracle coming here!

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I came to bring you this humble gift.

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He wouldn't have bothered.

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Would you like to have a cup of coffee?

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It won't be much of a hassle. No, none.

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More of you.

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After you.

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Hey, but can we come see the
TV?

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Crico, I give you permission for one hour to
You show your new ball to the mob.

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Spook it as expected.

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Excellent. Where are we going?

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That's where the door is.

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And in the bed, in the frame, there is a
hoyito.

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There you can see everything inside. Let's go.

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Crouch down, because he sees.

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Oh, but I don't make any cup of
coffee.

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There it is.

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Look for the cup.

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Oh, did you touch yourself, kid? Get on.

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Yes. No, I don't want to see.

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It's there.

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Bridge.

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Crouch. No, not anymore.

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Let's see.

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But the shortest one should look good.

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There it is.

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Are you going?

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No. Are you going? No, I'm going again. Get off.

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Come on, mother.

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What are they

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doing?

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Nothing, nothing.

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They were spying.

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No. I still understand how they take Doña
Flowery, right?

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A bit.

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Listen, even my apartment.

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Look, kid, you've even stopped
chest.

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It's just to see how they fuck Doña there
Flowered, yes.

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Well, taking advantage of sexual themes, I
I have seen you masturbate in the other

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patio. You have a very good chest.

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Do you believe? No, of course.

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And by the way, kid, are you a virgin?

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Yes.

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Ready, I can help you with that. Yes.

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Alright, are you ready?

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Perfect. Well, kid, take off your
penis.

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Okay.

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Perfect.

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Pay close attention to how you have to
do.

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First of all, I'm going to make it sectoral, which
is to suck his penis to

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that lubricates

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Okay?

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Now that I remember, did you leave me
something? That?

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Well, you told me that I could place you,
could be seen here.

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No, it's okay.

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Let's see, and does everything fit you?

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Don't know. Let's see what?

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Well.

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Oh, kid, right? Why didn't you have
experience?

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It's just that a little while ago I had a dream.

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Did you look, dear?

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You have to do this.

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But this is very big.

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I confirm.

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I'm very excited.

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Are you eager to learn?

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Yes.

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And can I put it behind?

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It's okay, it's okay.

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Look.

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But take away all the best. Everything, everything?
Yes. Oh, I'll help you.

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That?

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What did I tell you, kid? Yes.

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Oh, how rich.

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Let's go, eat here.

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Yes.

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Like that, kid. That's lovely.

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This. For the native one already? Yes, yes.

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Ok, so the same, to the cycline.

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Yeah? Well.

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To cycline? There is no better way to
Learn that with practice.

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Okay.

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That's lovely!

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Learn fast.

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Oh!

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Oh, how delicious!

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What's happening?

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What's happening?

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Alright, move your hips.

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Very good, you are doing very well.

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Did you see how it is? Yes.

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Is this cyclin?

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Is this for the hair?

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What's happening?

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What's happening?

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What's happening? What's happening?

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What's happening?

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What's happening?

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Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Oh!

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Lesson number 2.

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Take off my underwear.

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and now you are going to suck me

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put

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attention

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Yes, so it looks good.

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Yes.

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That.

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To your tongue, to your tongue that I rub.

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Up and down.

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What a rub. Very good. Up, down.

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Up, down.

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Yes indeed.

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How, little one?

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Very good.

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do the same to the little girl step
number one take off his outer clothing

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try

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do it faster

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Yes, that.

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Perfect. Well, the language, the language and...
Let's see. Oh,

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how delicious

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Oh, how delicious.

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Oh,

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how delicious

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Do you want to do some?

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Can? Yes, kick it.

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I shout it, I shout it and now yes, softly
for inside.

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It's very warm there.

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It feels delicious.

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Very good.

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Now tongue, tongue.

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This is where the comb came out,
right?

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Very good. Very good.

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Perfect.

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Throw the penis into our vagina.

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Okay. Through the little hole.

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Through the little hole.

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Yeah? Good?

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Put it in now.

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All. Yeah?

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Where down?

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Where down?

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Okay. Alright? Is it your first time? Or
no?

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Oh!

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Oh, kid, wait for me.

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Oh, I'm very tight.

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No, you are very thick. there

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too.

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Okay,

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now.

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So.

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Very good. Very good, kid.

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Oh,

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how delicious

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Oh,

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how delicious

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Oh, how delicious.

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Oh, how delicious.

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Oh, how delicious. Oh, how delicious. Oh what
rich Oh, how delicious.

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Oh, how delicious. Very good.

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Very good. Very good.

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Very good. Very good.

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Oh, how delicious.

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Oh, how delicious.

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Oh, how delicious.

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Oh, how delicious.

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Please, please. Equal and rich.

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Oh,

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how delicious

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Oh, how delicious.

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Oh,

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how delicious

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Oh, oh, oh.

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Let's see, you come and try to do that.

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Let's see, you, mother.

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That. That.

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Alone, you alone.

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Very good.

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A

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see,

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open your mouth

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

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It is the frog's position. Of the
little frog? The little frog

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Now.

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And this one, what can you call it?

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I am very flexible.

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Very good, I appreciate your initiative.

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Let's see.

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Let's see.

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Let's see.

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Let's see.

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Let's see. Let's see.

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Let's see.

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Let's see.

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Oh! Oh!

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Oh!

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Hmm!

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practice with

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What we are going to do is enter the
room and us

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We will take control.

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Oops!

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Oops!

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Did he get it for you?

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Yes.

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when they feel too rich.